Unless you want to hear about the ribeye I got to have tonight when the babysitter showed up unexpectedly*. No? So what do you want to talk about?
Moe Lane
*It was a pretty tasty ribeye, in fact.
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Unexpected babysitter visit? Let me guess… Grandma?
That just goes to prove that it takes all kinds. I am a porterhouse man.
Porterhouse ain’t nothin’ but a ribeye with extra gristle.
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(Cheshire grin)
Not so. Porterhouse is the perfect blend of a sirloin and a tenderloin steak. A rib-eye is just an emasculated prime rib.
Saw the supposed leaked plot for the new Star Wars, how is a hand and saber supposed to survive re-entry?
The Force, obviously …
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Mew
Mmmm. Ribeye.
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True story – sales drone took a group of us out for dinner after our company bought a hellaton of his company’s gear .. I was just along as the token techie.
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Sales drone ordered a new york strip, I ordered a ribeye. Waiter got our orders backwards, neither of us realized it…. mastication commenced.
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Sales drone spent the whole meal complaining about how fatty his steak was, I spent the whole meal quietly thinking mine was a little tough and dry. Finally, he asked the waiter, who admitted the error and offered to bring two new steaks.
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Sales drone looked slightly ill, I said “Sure, bring it on” and proceeded to devour one of the best ribeyes I’ve eaten. To make him feel better, I declared it “dessert”.
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Mew