I have three responses to this, and I don’t know which I like better. The first is: I’m not even mad. The second is: Go home, Lifetime. You’re drunk. And the third is: Only fifteen minutes? If you’re gonna with the Deep Hurting, then by God swing for the fences. A Recipe for Seduction should have been a miniseries and they should have brought in one of the other franchises, too. Arby’s, maybe. Those guys would have gotten into it.