airpods – Moe Lane

So if you get yourself some Airpods, and you manage to keep them long enough to be recycled –

Which is to say, you don’t lose one down the sink.
(It’ll always be just one.)
Or the toilet.
Or the heating vent.
Or have the dog swallow one.
Or your kid.
Or have it plop into the meatloaf while you’re not looking and get cooked.
Or have one just shoot out of your ear when you turn too fast and then it lands on the floor and then somebody steps on it and maybe that person will fall and maybe he won’t but either way you’ve just watched an expensive piece of tech get some terminal stress testing.