Oh, great. Young-human blood plasma can rejuvenate old mice.

I do not see how this could possibly end badly:

Blood plasma from young people has been found to rejuvenate old mice, improving their memory, cognition, and physical activity. The method has the potential to be developed into a treatment for people, says Sakura Minami of Alkahest, the company behind the work.

They named the company ‘Alkahest.’  …YOU ARE MAKING THIS TOO EASY FOR ME, UNIVERSE.  I can do this on my own.

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