Actually, before we do that, let’s take a quick look at the Republican candidate: Vernon Parker. Former local mayor, experience in DC, no crazy eyes: OK, done.
It’s difficult to sum up a person in a few words – unless, of course, if the person in question is a socialist-shading-to-Commie nutjob who managed to somehow win a primary in what was supposed to be a new swing district. Then it’s easy. It’s also Kyrsten Sinema, who is currently leading in the contest for ‘Democratic candidate for the House with the craziest eyes’ this election cycle. To give you a taste of what we’re talking about here… well, here’s a quote about how Sinema feels about stay-at-home parents*:
“These women who act like staying at home, leeching off their husbands or boyfriends, and just cashing the checks is some sort of feminism because they’re choosing to live that life. That’s bullsh*t. I mean, what the f*ck are we really talking about here?”
I don’t know, Kyrsten: what are we talking about here? Is it “what’s wrong with a Democratic primary system that lets people like you win?”
Moe Lane
*Ahem.