…only halfway through one of its posts (“The 7 Most Terrifying Rejected TV Ads“). No matter how necessary:
Would it sell?
Your question is meaningless. The Horror With a Thousand Heads passes through this world, devouring children’s hearts to spare them the horrors yet to come. You will be ground to meat-pulp, and your lucre shall rot for a thousand times a thousand eons, its meaning lost upon the scurrying, mad cockroaches as they whisper chirring songs to Azathoth. All existence is ashes, and the Bloated One its High Priest.
Yeah, this was one of the special ones. Try not to read it if you’re recovering from surgery.
Trust me on this.
Via @Ben_Howe.