Short version is: I liked it.
Much longer version hidden as a somewhat shorter version: what Bill Whittle said.
Now, I am not saying that anybody who hates this movie is a Godless Commie: shaky-cam bugs some people on a physiological, psychological, and/or cinematographic level. Some of the science is indeed wonky*. You knew by about halfway through the film where our heroes were ending up. All of these are legitimate criticisms. But if you hate the heroes of the film (note: not ‘protagonists’) for who they are, then you probably hate America and I would appreciate it if you moved out like you keep threatening to do every time we elect a Republican President.
My only real complaint was that going to see this one means that it’ll probably be a while before I see Rango. Which is an acceptable consequence to face.
Moe Lane
PS: Also: stupid theaters, not cleaning out their HVAC units regularly. Dust always make my allergies act up.
Spoilers beneath fold.