beyonce – Moe Lane

Tweet of the Day, I Cannot Tell A Lie: I Am Buying This Album edition.

Mrs. Knowles-Carter has decided to do a country album, and I think I want to hear what she has in mind.

Well, put me in overshoes and call me a duck. The ad for the new Beyoncé album just dropped!https://t.co/kUNMwomXXs
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) February 12, 2024

‘Single Ladies.’

…It’s not quite a sea shanty, but you can argue it over a beer.

Single Ladies, Beyonce

‘Single Ladies.’

This was the nice option.

Single Ladies, Beyonce

‘Single Ladies.’

Dammit, it’s still good advice.

Single Ladies, Beyonce

‘Single Ladies.’

Yeah, fun combination of slow and busy day. I keep forgetting how quickly kids can eat free time.

‘Single Ladies.’

Wow. This song is almost ten years old. I find that mildly alarming.

Lemme explain what’s gonna happen to Lena Dunham.

Background: she and her boyfriend solemnly swore that they would not get married until same-sex marriage became the law of the land. Lo and behold! – It did. And then Lena brushed up against the Great Revelation: when she said something like that, she meant This is the excuse that I’m using for not getting married right away. And when he said that, he meant This is the excuse that I’m using for not getting married at all.

Not that Lena Dunham has actually had this revelation yet: that’s going to wait for another five years. You see, first her boyfriend will dump her in about two years or so. After that, it’ll take another three years for the guy to find a younger girl with perkier breasts, a firmer backside, and more of a waist to marry. And then the guy will – inexplicably! – send her a notification of the happy event. Because they were ‘still friends.’ Continue reading Lemme explain what’s gonna happen to Lena Dunham.