Now, will people stop letting me know that this month is Zombie Awareness Month? All month?
(Orginally via here)
Moe Lane
PS: My wife says, “Well, honey, at least it’s not the Moose song anymore.” NOT THAT I HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT.
Tag: braaaaaaainnnnnnssssss
Zombie Haiku? Why would I be interested in Zombie Haiku?
For some reason, people keep sending me links to things like this: Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your…Brains
Strange fruit floats downstream
As sirens die in Gray dawn –
The tide lurches in.
…anyway, it’s weird, and I’m not sure why anybody would have this impression of me – gimme a second, here:
The naginata:
Not so clumsy as shotgun –
Plus, decapitates.
…because, as all men know, I am really a highly prosaic sort of individual…
Ninja or kung fu?
PPZ’s*
Austen would have laughed.
OK, OK, fine.
Moe Lane
*I have gotten my mother to read that book.