That’s just my takeaway from this story about an unfortunate British prankster and the Intemperate Internet that is now yelling at him for it: there’s gotta be a way to get chocolate and Brussels sprouts to mix. There’s just gotta. And before you say anything: I have a way of steaming, then roasting them that leads to my wife scraping the dish to get the last bits up.
Of course, my wife also thinks that I can’t find a sweet recipe for chocolate and sprouts; I’ll end up finding one using cocoa as a savory dish. This will be… acceptable. but I’d still like a good, sweet recipe. Just to prove that it could be done.