Blame this.
Caws
History – mercifully; perhaps, too mercifully – does not record the name of the Mad Scientist on Old Earth who first decided to mix cows and cats. The plan, reportedly, was simple: imagine a cow with the fangs and claws of a lion or tiger! Fear their wrath as they go stampeding through the defenseless countryside, goring and tearing at all humans in their way! And how would their creator would laugh at the sight! Laughed, the way that they laughed at him in Veterinary School. But he’d show them. He’d show them all.
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Well, that was the plan, at least. Problem with that? Well, apparently the Mad Scientist in question forgot to carry the one. Continue reading Creature seed: Caws.