It’s weird: this does not look like it might entirely suck.
I mean, you can make a pretty strong case for it sucking. I grant that. I can make that case myself. But there’s a hint or two there that the movie may in fact have an interesting thing or two to say – or at least maybe an entertaining thing or two to say, at least. And I’m a little surprised about that, actually.
Or maybe I’m imagining things.