Heaven? This – Chino Bandido, a combination Chinese-Jamaican-Mexican place that apparently Does Not Suck – exists:
@NathanWurtzel @moelane Here you go: http://t.co/heFgi3SNC7 @ToryLaPrath
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 3, 2013
Hell? This exists… in Arizona. Which is far too far away for me to drive tonight.