Craig Romney has an awesome slide for his kids in his house.

I had some prime sneering laid out for some mouth-breathing commenters at this (quite cheerfully envious and malice-free) New Yorker piece: but, do you know something?  That’s how the mouth-breathers win.  So:

slide

Craig Romney’s cool for having this for his kids and their friends, and people who get all bitter inside from seeing that are already punishing themselves without my help. Fine by me.