But I will not show it to you. Thankfully this abomination before the Lord will not appear in theaters; it’s going straight to digital/DVD. Oh, Daphne & Velma doesn’t look entirely wretched, once you realize that it’s aimed at a particular demographic of teen girls, by people who have taken a black-box approach to how Disney does it*. But somebody forgot to tell the production crew that Velma’s supposed to be better looking than that. Continue reading I have seen the Daphne and Velma trailer.