I am trying not to laugh. I mean, the core story is interesting, if perhaps only newsworthy on a slow day: dude orders a pizza that’s touted as fitting his dietary requirements (veganism), restaurant (Domino’s) assures him repeatedly that there’s no ham on the pizza (there was), dude gets upset when he finds out what happened. That last bit’s reasonable: vegan was an actual, official option for the pizza. It’s not like the guy’s complaining because the pizza paddle or whatever wasn’t sterilized before it came into contact with another paddle that had come into contact with a sausage stromboli. Dude was given chunks of actual ham, which is pretty much the exact opposite of what he ordered. I’d be pissed off, too.
However, there’s this. (H/T: Sarah Hoyt)
Continue reading Vegan discovers vegan pizza to be full of ham: still eats whole thing, complains.But Hukins knew right away he was getting the real thing… “I felt shame and pain for the animal,” said the man, who became ill shortly after eating the entire pizza.