Tweet of the Day, How Do You KNOW It Was An Elephant, Officer? edition.

Because that area? I hear there’s a lot of meteor strikes in that area. Real… concentrated ones. Let’s not just assume it was an elephant.

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…Tupelo, Mississippi has drive-by shootings?

Apparently.

Authorities say a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus elephant was hit by a bullet in a drive-by shooting in Tupelo, Miss.

Circus spokeswoman Melinda Hartline says the elephant was not seriously hurt Tuesday. She says no other animals were harmed.

Then again, maybe somebody was just gunning for that particular pachyderm. You know what they say: just because an elephant never forgets doesn’t mean that you can expect it to make it to the witness stand.

Via Drudge.

Moe Lane

PS: Sorry. This was all I had.