I’m joking, kinda. For a while there back in the day it was like the original EVENT HORIZON movie was stalking my wife; she absolutely HATES that kind of movie, but it was popular among our crowd. So, during one summer, every time somebody suggested a science fiction movie, it was always EVENT HORIZON. What made it even worse was that people weren’t doing it as a joke on her; they were all different groups she was hanging out with.
…What’s that? Good God no, I’m not going to surprise her with the new series on Amazon. I’ve known that woman for more or less twenty-five years, been married to her for over a decade; I’m not going to be casually cruel like that. I also don’t want to die.