Come, look upon the face of your failure.

To quote Cracked.com, “He’s like 8, and this already makes him a more accomplished adult than us.”

Kid version of the Ferrari* sells for 97+ grand; Italian model costs… well, everything, by the end.  But a part of you will never regret the price.

Moe Lane

*Not an actual Ferrari.  People would buy ’em if they were actual Ferraris, and then tell their kids to shut up and wait their turn.