Alas, I only know one particular Columbus Day song, and it is far too filthy to sing, play, link to, or even excerpt here. If you happen to know it, feel free to hum the tune where you are. …Where nobody else can hear you. Seriously, it’s filthy even for a sailor’s song.
Tag: he knew the world was round-o
Happy Columbus Day!
The first normal one in three years. Well, except for the lack of breakfast: we had everything from a contractor visit to a cat diagnosis today*. In my usual tradition, I shall not sing the only Columbus Day song I know, on the grounds that it is so filthy I am surprised when people still admit that they know it exists. Our ancestors were not exactly subtle.
Moe Lane
*We thought she had a urinary infection; turns out she’s just a bit nervous.
Happy Columbus Day!
As per my usual tradition, I will not sing or reproduce the only Columbus song that I know since it is incredibly filthy. It is also one of the sadder days, since while the kids still had school and my wife had off, well, pandemic. I was not able to take my wife out for a genteel breakfast, alas. I do look forward to those.