hitman's wife bodyguard

So, I’m thinking HITMAN’S WIFE BODYGUARD for my triumphant return to the movie theaters.

I watched THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD, and it was precisely the kind of ridiculous I like to watch, enjoy, and then go on my merry way. Do I want to early access HITMAN’S WIFE BODYGUARD, though? …Maybe. I’ll need to check schedules on that, though.

The Oddly Endearing HITMAN’S WIFE’S BODYGUARD trailer.

This is something I’d stream, I think. No offense to Ryan Reynolds, mind you. But HITMAN’S WIFE’S BODYGUARD is one of those flicks that only gets redeemed by its cast. Then again: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Salma Hayek is a cast capable of doing quite a bit of redeeming.