Yeah. No way this could possibly end as a blood-soaked ghostdemon outbreak.
Via @SonnyBunch, who really should understand how these things inevitably play out. Which is to say, with ghostdemon outbreaks and a lot of people screaming.
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I believe that the problem is that the two words are linked, Glenn.
Now, I understand that it’s a big world out there, and I generally feel that ‘consenting adults’ covers a multitude of situations, including the one that we’re about to talk about. But as a personal matter I feel that the words ‘penis’ and ‘tattoos’ should never be, ah, linked: and like Glenn Reynolds I feel that this is a cautionary tale.
Penis Tattoo Leads to Permanent Erection
For a given value of cautionary:
“Because of the painless nature of erections, moderately good preservation of erectile function during intercourses, and disappointment with former surgery, the patient has declined to undergo further therapies, and lives with his condition.”
Yeah. Thirty years ago they would have tried to replicate the procedure, probably.
At least the horse was legal.
CONWAY, S.C. – A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.
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[Rodell] Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen’s assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.
Be grateful: I was originally going to sardonically note the difference between ‘buggery’ and ‘bestiality,’ except that apparently the former can be used in a legal context to refer to acts usually associated with the latter. I am proud to note that I did not know this before I saw the link via AoSHQ Headlines…
Moe Lane
*Joke shamelessly stolen from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask)
