No matter what any of your opinions are about the Iowa caucus results, I think that we can all take some pleasure in the fact that the Democrats had a rather dully horrible night. The Clinton supporters are frantic at the thought that she almost lost. The Sanders supporters are worried about the fact that he didn’t win. I don’t know what the O’Malley supporters thought, and neither does anybody else. And the Democratic party in general is probably looking at their total vote participation, then looking at ours, and then getting really, really worried.
Also: f*ck ethanol subsidies. F*ck them, if you’ll pardon the highly crude pun, right in the ears. That I will gloat about, and I refuse to feel bad about said gloating.