“Jurassic World Evolution” is exactly what you think that it is.

Assuming that you thought Hey! Maybe it’s like a theme park simulator, only every so often dinosaurs get out and eat people! …Well, it is.  Jurassic World Evolution apparently totally is.

…[expletive deleted].  I might have to get an Xbox One now. Unless it’s also coming to PC… yup!  Whew. Dodged a bullet, there.