kung fu fighting – Moe Lane

So. How many different drugs are there on that stage in that video, do you think? I’m going to say at least five, although that includes at least one drug that has since been lost and become legend, to the point where not even scholars remember its name.

“Kung Fu Fighting.” (Cee Lo Green)

It’s been this kind of day.

Kung Fu Fighting, Cee Lo Green

(pause)

Yeah, you really did see that. And I have no shame. None! It’s because I don’t have a new iPod yet…

Brit arrested for performing ‘Kung Fu Fighting.’

…Wait. What?

Pub singer arrested for racism after Chinese passers-by hear him perform Kung Fu Fighting

…and that’s pretty much the article, right there. Jimmie Bise (who is on Hot Air duty this week) approves on aesthetic grounds (the guy who got arrested is a keytar player*), but not on freedom of expression ones. Personally, I’m happy to have a written Constitution with a reasonably rock-solid freedom-of-speech clause… yes, yes, I’m sure that you have seven billion outrageously outraged (to quote Hot Air again) examples otherwise. Still, I can put this up:

…without worrying about a knock on the door.

Moe Lane

*I believe that it’s been long-established that I have no shame.

‘Kung Fu Fighting.’

You know how you only know that song from it being used for other videos?

Kung Fu Fighting, Carl Douglas

Yeah. Well. There’s a reason for that. On the bright side, Amazon tells me that this guy parleyed his one-hit wonder career into a profitable production company, so go Carl Douglas.