Written by people who, every year, go camp in a desert where you can’t even dump water safely. So I feel that you will find this Burning Man primer fascinating, not least because it is remarkably unsentimental and unforgiving in its approach. It’s almost draconian, in fact: there’s a strong sense of you-will-learn-how-to-do-these-things that I found appealing. And some of them I will probably do, the next time I’m at Pennsic (which is apparently infinitely easier to camp in).