Short version: …Hold on, let me remove this Raider armor and melee weapon made out of a bat and various spiky bits… there! OK. Yeah, LITTLE WOMEN was great. Mind you, I read Louisa May Alcott as a child, so I am biased about this movie and I don’t care.
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Off to see LITTLE WOMEN.
It had better not suck. Let me be clear: it had BETTER not suck. I have no chill about this, and I don’t care if anybody likes that or not. Heck, I’m still seething about what they did to Anne of Green Gables.
Early Reviews of LITTLE WOMEN are promising, but my chainsaw is still at hand.
I grew up on Louisa May Alcott. Not just Little Women, and not just the sequels; I read some of the other ones, too. So it’s good that the reviews are in, they’re uniformly excellent, and they’re — this is very important — not praising the movie for reasons that I’d normally associate with “actually a flaming pile of… ah, never mind.” So that’s all right. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Nothing bad has to happen.
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:narrowed eyes: This clip from LITTLE WOMEN is not an abomination before the LORD.
I am thus suspicious of it. They have screwed up so many good things, lately: why should LITTLE WOMEN be exempt from the clumsy viciousness of Hollywood? Why should I trust them? Why? WHY?
And yet, this is not bad.
The “I will declare KANLY if they f*ck this up” LITTLE WOMEN trailer.
I am a forgiving man. When they zombified STARSHIP TROOPERS, I held my peace and let it go, because this was the business we were in. When they skinned WILD WILD WEST and turned it into a skin mask, I averted my eyes in distaste. When they butchered ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, I narrowed my eyes, ground my teeth, and shook my head in contempt. . But you will not f*ck up LITTLE WOMEN, you Hollywood motherf*ckers. Do you hear me? DO YOU F*CKING HEAR ME?
You get one chance. ONE.
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