While researching the last post, I came across this – and it was too good to pass up:
Nasrudin is with his cronies drinking coffee:
They are discussing death, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first crony says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second says, ” I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
Nasrudin says, ” I would like to hear them say… LOOK!! HE’S MOVING!!!”