Apparently the Telegraph has heard of my complaints of woe and nothing worth mentioning going on, and so has decided to relate unto me the tale of the Japanese Flying Squid.
Squids ‘can fly 100 feet through the air’ via @telegraph soc.li/kiAqjaf
— John Scotus (@John_Scotus) February 10, 2013
The oceanic squid can fly more than 100 feet through the air at speeds faster than Usain Bolt if it wants to escape predators, Japanese researchers said.
My faith in the cheerfully chaotic nature of the universe is restored.