Let tell you a parable.
Once upon a time that has not yet happened – and will almost certainly not actually happen – there will be a certain starship, with a certain Captain… captaining it. And this starship will, as starships of that sort often do, encounter an amazingly heavy-handed metaphor in the form of two anthropomorphized black-and-white cookies determined to destroy each other.
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Hold on: this has a point, I swear. Continue reading Orrin Hatch came prepared for the Utah caucuses.