party – Moe Lane

Annnd I’m back from the party.

Nice to have extended face to face conversations with people who aren’t my children. Very nice, in fact. I should do this more often.

I am skipping the Democratic debate tonight.

Because I am going to an actual PARTY. Which means that there will be FUN things to do. And maybe even something to DRINK. So let me offer my commiserations to people early. Because, again, [singsong] I don’t have to watch this! I don’t have to watch this! [/singsong]

I… have a party to attend.

God help us all, it’s something that I have to wear a tie to, too. Doesn’t happen every day, largely because I work hard to make sure that it doesn’t.

See you all in a few.

[UPDATE] …I seem to have forgotten some of the intricacies of talking to other real, live human adults. What happened? – Oh, right, I had kids and am staying at home to raise them.