“Nomenclature” represents something that I personally find interesting: to wit, Elves are an integral part of modern fantasy literature. Almost indispensable. And as an unique and popular literary concept they’re younger than my father (The Hobbit was published in 1937). I think that that’s a little bemusing, because I’m weird.
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It’s odd: I like the Cthulhu Mythos, but I think that things like “Don’t Look” is about as grim as I can get in that genre unless I really push myself. Hope you like it.
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Yes, “Alas, Tolkien never told us the Dwarven word for ‘boot’” is a mouthful. I should have just called it “Boot.” And, in case you were wondering: the Nazis would have hated Dwarves because Siegfried did, or something. Look, it’s not like those guys were rational actors, OK?
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Found here. I’ve always wondered why you never have people writing stories of the demons who escape Hell and say Hey, this ‘lack of eternal torment’ thing is AWESOME and I’m just gonna sit here, nice and out of the way, and bask in it for a while and then I realized that there’s a limit to how long you can write about that. Turns out 100 words is just about right.
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OK, “Cruelty-Free Beef” is one of those things that gets affected by a quirk of mine. To wit: I find stuff like the below fascinating. Also, funny. But definitely fascinating.
https://youtu.be/ce9IvqfnYg4?t=5m56s
Just the matter-of-fact attitude of Well, just because I can Smite everyone in this elevator doesn’t mean that I’m going to do it, there. Or, in the story’s case… oh, just read it. It’s only 100 words, after all.
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I feel that ‘Shadow on the Cave Wall‘ fairly well explores my perennial problem with writing horror fiction; I may simply not have quite the standard mindset for it. I mean, this is kind of horrific, right? Only it’s kind of… not. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
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‘Black Noise‘ is maybe a little grim. Just maybe. Hope you like it! Tell your friends!
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For the record, I don’t know if daddy long-legs really are all that poisonous, or would be only all that poisonous if we somehow blew them up to the size of a Buick. …No, wait, we’d have to redesign their respiratory system in the process, too. Why are we doing this, again? – Anyway, it’s just a mildly silly little short-short-short story.
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