OK, let’s start by getting this out of the way: I do not actually believe in evil scrying mirrors that feed on negative energy and grow slowly stronger. I do believe in the power of human suggestion, and the power of double-blind experimentation, so applying the latter to the question of the ‘Dark Mirror’ would seem to be the easiest way to clear up what is actually going on, here. I believe that this deliberate Murder Of Fun establishes that I am going to be That Guy, yes? Continue reading PSA: If you truly believe in evil Dark Mirrors, do not charge them up. Thank you.
Tag: poor life choices
Tweet of the Day, This Is What We Call A ‘Teachable Moment’ edition.
This is where poor life choices lead you, kid.
Via @reddit, which made me laugh so hard I thought I'd bust an artery #BaltimoreUprising pic.twitter.com/fo23WjM5rO
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 30, 2015
I would recommend that you take the hint that the universe has just busted over your head.
Today, on Poor Life Choices Theater: how to know when you’ve made some.
Well, when your chosen professional career path results in someone making you eat a firearm…
TABLES TURNED: Robber gets gun in mouth when he tries to rob clerk who is an Iraq war vet http://t.co/jxVXvRjYRe pic.twitter.com/10agNSzY3B
— NewsBreaker (@NewsBreaker) September 4, 2013
…that’s what we in this business call “diagnostic.” Remember: Gun lodged in mouth, life plan’s gone south.
Via @SissyWillis.