Samsonola Oil
Description: a opaque red-brown liquid that smells, not at all unpleasantly, of barbershop. The old-style kind, with the shaving cream and the blue liquid for the combs and the rest. Samsonola Oil is not toxic, but it tastes horrible, and drinking it confers no benefit.
Effects: Rubbing a dose into a subject’s scalp will make him (Samsonola Oil only works on men) immune to the ill effects of fatigue for a full day. The subject can still ‘feel’ tired, and can go to sleep normally, but any symptoms of fatigue will be strictly cosmetic. Doses of Samsonola Oil can be sequentially used with no side effects; men under the effect of the elixir will not suddenly have all that cumulative fatigue hit them at once, once it wears off. This is mentioned only because people apparently keep expecting that to happen.