Tanker full of Scotch crashes, explodes in NJ. #NOOOOOOOOOOO….

DO NOT WANT.

Tanker truck carrying 6,000 gallons of Scotch overturns, catches fire on New Jersey road

Commuters traveling this week on the Garden State Parkway may find themselves saying “l’chaim” as they drive past Woodbrige.

If there’s a fragrance of whiskey mixed with diesel fuel in the air, that’s because a tanker truck filled with 6,000 gallons of Scotch overturned on Tuesday, spilled its load and then caught fire on King Georges Road in the Fords section.

Oh, God. The humanity. The humanity.