STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS

First look at STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS, Season 3.

Look, I know that everybody’s got different opinions about the various versions of Star Trek going on around there. I am not here to tell you that you are wrong to like or not like any particular show. I am here to tell you that I laughed all throughout this entire clip of the temporarily-transformed STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS crew busting Spock’s [testicles] for him not being Vulcan enough. We do not have nearly enough “Vulcans can be real [anuses] sometimes” content in the Star Trek universe, and it’s funny every time some of it shows up.

At least to me.

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PS: Remember, that soundtrack’s classical music to those folks. Which is also funny to me.

You will either find this STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS episode an abomination before the Lord…

…or hysterical. There is no middle ground.

They apparently tried Klingon Opera, but it just didn’t… work. Whatever ‘work’ means in this context, really. All I know is, I am this close to getting Paramount+.

Moe Lane

PS: I am given to understand that many people who like STAR TREK: DISCOVERY kind of hate STRANGE NEW WORLDS. I am just noting this for the record.

…F*ck.

I don’t want to get Paramount+.

I need to think about what to do, here. Piracy is out, obviously. Maybe I can wait until the second season is out on DVD? Because, realistically, it’ll be cheaper in the long run.

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The STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS teaser trailer.

I like the uniform, I like the aesthetic, I have absolutely no idea what the hell the continuity is in this IP anymore.