THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD is some funny crap. It’s absolutely incoherent, and everything about the plot is deliberately absurd. Neither Ryan Reynolds nor Samuel L Motherfu*king Jackson give a good Goddamn, and that’s okay. I really needed to watch this level of total bullsh*t this evening.
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Hey, how was The Hitman’s Bodyguard?
The Hitman’s Bodyguard suffers from a pretty stark dichotomy on Rotten Tomatoes: the critics hated it, the audiences enjoyed it. Who’s right? I ask because my August movie watching schedule kind of crashed and burned, along with the last three movies that I was planning to see. Although I might still try to catch a night showing of Atomic Blonde tomorrow. I haven’t decided yet.
Anyway, did the movie suck?