I… I don’t know why either, folks. Sometimes I just don’t have a choice.
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The Sanditon Enterprise
The book is privately printed: the title page claims that it was written by Jane Austen in 1818, and revised by her in 1824. This would immediately indicate that it’s a fake, of course; but it’s a contemporary fake, because everything about the book suggests Nineteenth Century construction. The book does not particularly appear to be esoteric or otherwise unusual. The contents, however… well.