Tweet of the Day, The Federalist Will Now School You On How To Do A Credible Cake Hoax edition.

God knows the Federalist – and the Right in general – has seen enough of this bullsh*t over the years.

Seriously. This fell apart the second the moment you realized that this dude was accusing an Austin, Texas Whole Foods Market of writing a pejorative word for ‘gay’ on his cake.  …Did the dude not read that aloud? He totally would have caught his mistake if he had read the whole thing aloud.