Who had March 1st, 2011 in the pool?
Oh, let’s not pretend that this is a surprise. This is the tertiary stage of conspiracy theorizing: if you indulge in such things, and you are not very careful, you will find that somehow, inexplicably, your carefully-constructed edifice of ad hoc reasoning, unfalsifiable assertions, and erroneous pattern-matching has led you to blame it all on the Jews. It’s like a giant bug in the source code in Western thinking, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why we have it – hell, it’s such a glitch that if I make the obvious joke about why somebody out there will probably take me seriously…
Via MelissaTweets.
To quote Tom Lehrer: “Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics / and the Catholics hate the Protestants / And the Hindus hate the Moslems / And everybody hates the Jews” (from National Brotherhood Week)
It’s like a giant bug in the source code in Western thinking, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why we have it.
You have to get to the end of AC2 to find out.
(ducks)
*tears up his ticket* I had Feberay 27, 2011. Oh well.
ffffffffffffffff…I should have known better than to go with the Ides of March.
*rips up ticket*
Maybe the Jews really *are* God’s chosen people. And maybe Satan is real, and hates them.