Once we’re done scrolling past a neat, toy-soldiers-on-map version of Europe, The Three Musketeers gives us a steampunk scuba diver emerging from the canals of Venice with repeating crossbows.
Okay, so it’s going to be THAT kind of movie.
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PS: No. Really. Steampunk crossbow ninja-frogmen.