Once we’re done scrolling past a neat, toy-soldiers-on-map version of Europe, The Three Musketeers gives us a steampunk scuba diver emerging from the canals of Venice with repeating crossbows.
Okay, so it’s going to be THAT kind of movie.
See, this is the information that I need when making cinematic viewing choices.
Moe Lane
PS: No. Really. Steampunk crossbow ninja-frogmen.
Perhaps you should just kick back with the Anchor Bay DVDs of Richard Lester’s Three/Four Musketeers…still the best film adaptation, IMHO…
But is this what you want in a Three Musketeers movie?
Yes, but will it blend? That is the real question.
Repeating crossbows but no Varric? meh
So, Moe; does this information make you more, or less likely to see the movie?
Me? I’m going.
It’s got steampunk frogmen ninja and war hot-air sky galleons. Of course I’m going to see this movie.