San Francisco Weekly: Covenant Copperheads*?

(Via AoSHQ): Here’s what we in the business call a pro-tip for SF Weekly Blog gun-grabber Joe Eskenazi: if you want to write a post that can be summed up as Owner of legal firearms plans to sue pig-ignorant Californian law enforcement officials for false arrests and temporary confiscation of said legal firearms, go right ahead.

But, for the love of God: if you’re going to try to scare your readers by showing them a chart of those terrifying devil boom-sticks known as ‘assault weapons’…

…use real ones, dumb[expletive deleted].  I don’t even play Halo and I recognized it as being from a game on sight.

Moe Lane

*I don’t know whether to brag about that headline, or apologize for it.


  • Jeff Weimer says:

    I don’t play Halo, so I didn’t specifically know WHAT was wrong when it showed up in the AoSHQ overnight thread; but for the life of me, I have NEVER heard of firearm designations such as those, so I figured they just made it up.
    My bad: I should have known they wouldn’t have the mother-wit and creativity to do that. They can’t even get it wrong.

  • Aruges says:

    Maybe he was just setting up a trap so he could call all his critics NNNNEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS!

  • Jeff Weimer says:

    Moe. Stop.

  • BCochran1981 says:

    You know, I would have loved to share/re-post the actual article, but the link on the right hand side of the page for nsfw “lube wrestling” pics kinda nixes that.

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