Let me start by saying something: do not take things that belong to other people. You may think that a life-sized statue of Barack Obama is incredibly tacky; and you may also think that a life-sized statue of Barack Obama sitting down is just begging to be stolen. Nonetheless, that statue does not belong to you: you should not steal it; and the woman who you stole it from had a rotten week because of what you did. And no, she probably didn’t deserve it. Even if she did, who made you Psychological Vigilante Man/Lady?
That being said…
Stolen life-size Obama statue found in park next to empty 6-pack w/cigarette in mouth:
http://t.co/EjauMklXzT pic.twitter.com/2BQKBAln7O
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) August 22, 2014
Moe Lane (crosspost)
Well, there was my big laugh for the day.
Are we sure this isn’t just the actual President, relaxing after a grueling day on the links? He also would be sitting there, doing nothing, with a big grin on his face. So how are we supposed to tell the difference?
Excellent presentation, theft notwithstanding. A bag of clubs leaning on the table would have been a nice bit of icing on the cake.
If you’re a big enough Obama fan to drop $1200 on a statue of him then you should understand: Taking your stuff and sharing it with everyone else is a good thing.
It isn’t theft, it is “spreading the statue around.”
You didn’t steal that.
Security camera footage showed him taking multiple trips to the men’s room.
Twisted Tea? Seriously, they went with *that*?
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Mew