It’s surprisingly difficult to excerpt this piece on Jeffrey Epstein.

Suffice it to say that the man is kind of known for two things right now: doing things to under-aged girls*, and hanging around with individuals who would dearly love to not have their name associated with that of Jeffrey Epstein.  People like former President Bill Clinton, or former New Mexico Attorney General Gary King.  Oops, did I type that out?  My bad.

Keep track of this story. Mr. Epstein seems to have a lot of powerful friends, and we all know how dumb powerful people can get when it comes to sex, yes?  Spoiler warning: they can get very, very dumb.

Moe Lane

*No ‘alleged’ here: the man was convicted of that.