These five things about the former Maryland governor and current Democratic primary candidate for President are… interesting enough, I suppose. But it pales in comparison to the sixth thing you need to know about Martin O’Malley, which is this: he will be spending most of the next year in places that are not in Maryland. This will please a remarkable number of people in Maryland, on both sides of the aisle.
Oh, wait: most of my readers don’t live in Maryland. Well… I’m sorry? Mind you, I’d normally say ‘sucks to be you!’ – but I’m fighting a fever and I don’t know if saying that would be appropriate.