“Jurassic World Evolution” is exactly what you think that it is.

Assuming that you thought Hey! Maybe it’s like a theme park simulator, only every so often dinosaurs get out and eat people! …Well, it is.  Jurassic World Evolution apparently totally is.

…[expletive deleted].  I might have to get an Xbox One now. Unless it’s also coming to PC… yup!  Whew. Dodged a bullet, there.

5 thoughts on ““Jurassic World Evolution” is exactly what you think that it is.”

  1. “Whew. Dodged a bullet, there.”
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    Boy Moe, didn’t peg you as a “Glorious PC Gaming Master Race“/”Alt-Computer” guy. Try not to display your consolist attitudes too much or the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs statues are coming down. I see you don’t mind pimping the Xbox, but God forbid you dirty your hands with one.
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    (Joking everyone. Humor is about holding a mirror up to reality.)

    1. Of course I’ll pimp the Xbox. The referral fees on one of those are sweet. 🙂

      Seriously, the basic problem is that I grew up using a keyboard for video games. I think in keyboard/mouse, and at my age making the mental shift to controllers is difficult. What Xbox and Playstation should do is come up with a minibox that can be plugged directly into a PC, so that I can keyboard it… yeah, yeah, I know: will never happen.

      1. Considering the XBox is an over-glorified Gaming PC anyway, I’m surprised Microsoft hasn’t tried that yet…

        1. Yep. And when I’m gaming on a PC, I usually do that to get the superior Console UI (and aim-assist 🙂 ). But then again, with keyboard and mouse, I’ve almost always used the arrow keys and left-hand mouse rather than WASD, and these days it’s a crapshoot if they even bother to implement things so I can set it up that way.

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