Look, signing up for my Patreon just makes sense. For a mere buck a month you get access to all sorts of great stories and gaming material and so forth; and I get another dollar. I should be charging five times that amount, but I’m just too much of a good fellow for that. So take advantage of my insane generosity before I wise up!
Moe Lane
PS: Until I reach $200/month, every new pledge will cause me to write another installment in my SF-pulp serial The Bold Marauder. So, hey, instant gratification, too? Why are you still here, and not ruthlessly exploiting my foolishness?