Nov
06
2019
2

:narrowed eyes: This clip from LITTLE WOMEN is not an abomination before the LORD.

I am thus suspicious of it. They have screwed up so many good things, lately: why should LITTLE WOMEN be exempt from the clumsy viciousness of Hollywood? Why should I trust them? Why? WHY?

And yet, this is not bad.

Aug
13
2019
2

The “I will declare KANLY if they f*ck this up” LITTLE WOMEN trailer.

I am a forgiving man. When they zombified STARSHIP TROOPERS, I held my peace and let it go, because this was the business we were in. When they skinned WILD WILD WEST and turned it into a skin mask, I averted my eyes in distaste. When they butchered ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, I narrowed my eyes, ground my teeth, and shook my head in contempt. . But you will not f*ck up LITTLE WOMEN, you Hollywood motherf*ckers. Do you hear me? DO YOU F*CKING HEAR ME?

You get one chance. ONE.

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Jan
25
2012
4

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