Dec
26
2019
9

My mini-review of LITTLE WOMEN.

Short version: …Hold on, let me remove this Raider armor and melee weapon made out of a bat and various spiky bits… there! OK. Yeah, LITTLE WOMEN was great. Mind you, I read Louisa May Alcott as a child, so I am biased about this movie and I don’t care.

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Dec
26
2019
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Off to see LITTLE WOMEN.

It had better not suck. Let me be clear: it had BETTER not suck. I have no chill about this, and I don’t care if anybody likes that or not. Heck, I’m still seething about what they did to Anne of Green Gables.

Dec
16
2019
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Early Reviews of LITTLE WOMEN are promising, but my chainsaw is still at hand.

I grew up on Louisa May Alcott. Not just Little Women, and not just the sequels; I read some of the other ones, too. So it’s good that the reviews are in, they’re uniformly excellent, and they’re — this is very important — not praising the movie for reasons that I’d normally associate with “actually a flaming pile of… ah, never mind.” So that’s all right. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Nothing bad has to happen.

:twitch:

:twitch:

Nov
06
2019
2

:narrowed eyes: This clip from LITTLE WOMEN is not an abomination before the LORD.

I am thus suspicious of it. They have screwed up so many good things, lately: why should LITTLE WOMEN be exempt from the clumsy viciousness of Hollywood? Why should I trust them? Why? WHY?

And yet, this is not bad.

Aug
13
2019
2

The “I will declare KANLY if they f*ck this up” LITTLE WOMEN trailer.

I am a forgiving man. When they zombified STARSHIP TROOPERS, I held my peace and let it go, because this was the business we were in. When they skinned WILD WILD WEST and turned it into a skin mask, I averted my eyes in distaste. When they butchered ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, I narrowed my eyes, ground my teeth, and shook my head in contempt. . But you will not f*ck up LITTLE WOMEN, you Hollywood motherf*ckers. Do you hear me? DO YOU F*CKING HEAR ME?

You get one chance. ONE.

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Jan
25
2012
4

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