It completely lacks Batman & Robin.
[UPDATE] Welcome, Hot Air readers: for the record, while I agree with Ed’s “no sequel” rule in principle, in practice B&R is simply too transcedently bad to withstand any attempts to remove it from consideration. Constant Reader Matt in comments also suggests Dracula – Dead and Loving It
If you don’t remember the last one, don’t look it up.
Just… don’t.
Dracula:Dead and Loving it isn’t on there either nor Zardoz.
You are so not tricking me with Zardoz a second time, Matt…
Ed left out “Plan 9 from Outer Space” and “BillyJack”
I wasn’t trying to get you to look it up. Other people yes, but not you.
Well, I’ve given them a sporting chance: the warning’s now under the fold. 😉
Spoil-sport
What? I took the warning off of the front page, and they’ll have to scroll down to see these comments!
Sheesh. 🙂
Hey – I suggested Zardoz over at HA. Who could forget Connery in a ponytail and maroon diaper?
Beautiful review at youtube, btw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12hxZ77gZus
OK, I’m late to the game but I have my own movies to add.
1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Yes, some poor fool might try and demand that I hand in my geek card for daring to blaspheme against the above holy name, but that movie needs to be buried and the earth above it salted. I lasted only about ten minutes before hitting the stop button and drinking enough alcohol to short out the neuron the memory of that movie resided on. Sure, they are a good punchline and side gag in Dogma and Chasing Amy, but the act isn’t funny enough to justify a movie.
2. Demon Under Glass
I really wanted to like this one. Honest. After all, Jason Carter had a damn good role in Babylon 5. But that one lasted five minutes before the recording was deleted and the above-mentioned alcohol based cleaning was used. I’ve seen porn with better audio levels and superior acting. The only reason I could see Jason starring in it is that he lost a bet.